If there are people out there....

then we should be friends.

I hang out by myself a lot.

It's not fun.

We should be friends!

I promise I'm a pretty fun person most of the time.

We could hang out, and you could help me stand up when my husband isn't here to do it.

I need to get off the couch, but I'm stuck.

Sad? Yes. It is.

Lets be friends!

We can have mad dance parties while listening to vinyls in my back room.

We can find treats to snack on (that don't have sugar since I'm banned from sugar for the rest of my pregnancy).

I'm making it sound wildly fantastic, aren't I?

Man...I need to not be alone so much.

It's making me a little weird. I talk to myself a lot.

Let us be friends. Yes? Yes.